NFL Week 12 Running Thread

Don't worry, Rok, IJAG builds them, blows them up, rebuilds them, etc. etc. etc.

 

There's a cheap joke in there that I'm going to pass on for fear of another estrogen - driven ass - whipping.

As you have seen for yourself, Spnited, I'm not too bad at blowing bridges up myself!

I'm glad you dragged her in last night, though. She's a cool chick. I guess. Ha ha.

 

Twas not I who dragged her in last night.

But yes, IJAG is cool. 8)












And she will now accuse me of stalking her again :

 

Ah, I'm wrong again. What's new? Sun comes up, RokSki is wrong. Ha.

I think all of us men, short of maybe Denzel W. and Brad Pitt, have been on the business end of a stalking accusation at some point. My condolences in advance. ; )

 

Yeah, but spnited's is real. He just has to cyberstalk since it's difficult for him to fly with his oxygen tank and colostomy bag. <----studying at the foot of BYH for fucking dickheadism!

 

IJAG, you have to stop, or soon I'll be stalking you too. You're sassy, crass, suffer fools (as you proved with me), swear freely, and - for God's sakes - YOU COVER SPORTS FOR A LIVING! I can see how men are powerless to resist.

I better fill out the PDA forms in advance. ; )

 

Holy crap! IJAG has a new stalker!

And she has learned the dickhead act quite well from her pal BYH!
My only question is can we call a female a dickhead?

 

Huh. Of my "attributes," apparently the fact I'm crass AND swear freely rank highly.

My dad was wrong!




And spnited, I don't think vaginahead has quite the same ring.

 

After my tirade with SC last night, you know I'll vote "Yea" on that one!

I'm a sucker for 'real' and tough women. The rest of the guys can take their dainty, wussy, I - broke - a - nail - OmiGod, giggling creampuffs. That strand has zero appeal to me. Women like that, you're not sure what they're really thinking beneath their giggling. With the tough women, you always know where you stand, even if it's up poo - poo creek. Dainty chicks are high - maintenance; down - to - earth women are good with beers on the porch.

'Real' women are very appealing, believe me. At least to this dude. : )

 

Wait...did a guy who doesn't like "dainty" and like chicks who curse just say "poo-poo creek?"

 

:-[

You know what it is, IJAG? I have a 'blind spot' when it comes to swearing in my writing. I guess I've been kicked off too many boards, etc., so I'm gunshy when it comes to my writing.

In my speech I swear like a sailor, especially the more comfortable I am with a person.

So even though I don't write many swear words (until I'm pissed), I know how I am when it comes to swearing. But since I don't speak to you, the only way I know you're cool with swearing is by seeing it in your writing. Thus my swooning at 'fucks' and the like when uttered by a woman in print. Or to put it in Jerry MaGwire terms: "You had me at 'dickhead.'"

Hope that clears this poo - poo up!

 

A Bears fan would think this.
I don't know if the Seahawks defense has what it takes to help them contend for the NFC Championship, but I do think that their offense can round into form. With Branch, Jackson, Hackett and Burleson, to go with Alexander and Hasselbeck, the Seahawks have a very formidable offense and I think it will reach a higher plain in the coming weeks.
I know they were losing to the Packers at home in the fourth quarter, but the weather was more suitable to the Pack than the Seahawks anyway, so I think some of that has to be put on the weather.