NFL Week 12 -- Spaghetti Western

Because they absolutely stole the WNBA title and thus put a pox on the entirety of shitty New York sports?

 

It's hilarious you forgot the Nets, b/c they basically don't exist. At least they had a LITTLE identity in New Jersey. Sure, they were playing in a swamp at a dump of an arena and the team was terrible 95% of the time (Jason Kidd years excepted), but they were the first team to call New Jersey home and the one that wasn't spending a title run trying to get to Nashville. They had fans who took civic pride in them. Nobody at all gives a fuck about them in Brooklyn. If Durant's shoe was a half-size smaller and the Islanders don't give up their only shorty of the season in G7 against the Lightning, both teams win titles in the summer of '21 and the Islanders' parade on Long Island would have DWARFED whatever the Nets got. Which would have been hilarious. Alas.