NFL Week 12 -- Spaghetti Western

Mike Keith is a national treasure.

“Pollard hit in the backfield. He’s lucky to get back to the line of scrimmage … he’s not down! 5, 10, 15, 20, 22. What is happening? Nobody in this game remembers how to tackle!”

 

Dallas-Washington just needs a dumb interception and a horrible fumble to be the perfection of suck.

 

Tommy Cutlets getting treated like Sonny at the tollbooth

 

20 minutes and 3 points? Come on. What decade is this?

 

Mahomes already with a pair of first-half TD passes, one to Travis Kelce, the other to the Noah Gray, also a TE.

Panthers actually not playing that poorly, but two drives died in the red zone. Therefore, 20-6.

Compared to the first couple of weeks, Panthers are better. Granted, anything showing a pulse was better than the first two games ...

 

Carolina's JaTavion Sanders being carted off the field after a hard fall.

 

Yeah, not good. Was flipped over on the sideline as Kansas City's defender went low – legally ... smart move because Sanders was the bigger guy – and landed at least partially on his head.

The lid was still on and taped to the backboard with the mask removed with a screwdriver. Always troubling, though sometimes just a precautionary and following procedure. . Obviously, hope the kid is OK.

 

I hate the Panthers’ black helmets less than I thought I would.

 

Oh my God. Commandskins you cannot do that. Dallas goes from disaster on a muff to a kickoff return TD.

 

Put the standard logo on it with the blue and white elements instead of strictly blue complementing the black and it looks better IMO.

 

I'll give Turpin some credit on that, too. He completely threw off the cadence with that slowdown and spin.

 

That was a very Cowboys thing that the Cowboys did to someone else.