NFL Week 17 -- Swimming Downstream

Imagine what Mike Vrabel could get out of that roster.

 

[Me gesticulating wildly in 2009]

“And the game will be on Netflix!”

“You mean through the mail?”

“Through your Apple TV!”

“So your iPhone will work on your TV? Cool!”

“No! It will be too shitty to do the things your iPhone can do!”

“Is the remote cool at least?”

“It’s impossible to use!”

 

The lowest the Cowboys can drop in the draft is 18, so might as well go out in a blaze.

 

WTF is that unsportsmanlike call against Worthy all about?

 

He was mimicking a guy pulling up his shirt to show that he has a gun in his belt. It's about the only thing the Chiefs have done wrong so far.

It isn't going to matter. The Steelers' defense has completely fallen apart. The Chiefs are going to blow them off their home field.

 

But the entire defense can run 60 yards to an end zone and do the electric slide when someone recovers a fumble.

Okay.

 

Worthy never has both feet in bounds for his biggest moments. Including this one.

 

Excluding ties, there are four outcome combinations in today's two games. Three of them mean virtually the same thing: Steelers hold a ~67% chance to win the AFC North. In the fourth (Chiefs and Ravens are the winners), the script flips and the Ravens have a 85% chance to claim the division crown.

 

They supposedly have zero tolerance of anything simulating having a gun, though I've seen images of some guys getting away with it.

The Chiefs seem to keep every game close, which is likely the only reason the Steelers are within six. Pittsburgh's defense is very shaky.

 

Merry Christmas.

This netflix game is the best looking game I've ever seen on my TV. Looks incredible.

 

If you stick your thumb and index finger out and go "pew pew," is that 15 yards too?

 

Agreed. No glitches so far.