NFL Week 4 Running Thread: Didn't some QB wear No. 4?

Hester, WTF?

That was FUBARed. Sweet fuck, just catch the ball.

You know, half of all punt returners should just fair catch the fucking thing. No fumbles ( I know, some still will fumble), no penalties and no minus-eight returns.

Whoa, Demi Moore boys. Demi Moore.

 

Well that's just out-fucking-standing. Now my real team AND my fantasy team are screwed. The dreaded double whammy.

 

Cue spnited: "Nobody gives a f ..."

(Speaking of which, I guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue bench Brett Favre ... )

 

Kyle Orton is who we thought he was!

 

Umm... Crown his ass?

 

Bob Avellini?

 

His neckbeard, at least.

 

Frozen scoreboard clock?

 

Jeezus, block for the kid, will you? Oh, Kyle, I don't give a fuck what the critics says, if a Philly defender is caving in, tuck the football and take the sack.

 

Here's a wild idea.

With the Eagles blitzing, the Bears might want to keep two backs in the backfield to, you know, block.

 

They should, but you know the Bears. Too f'ing cheap to pay for two backs.

 

Is it me or does it seem like there are a lot of horse collar tackles that are not being called?