NFL Week 9 Running Thread

No, if I knew the actual number of times those commercials have run today, it would probably drive me closer to the edge.

 

I believe that was the third since the opening KO...and I didn't watch the pregame bullshit

And, sorry 2MCM....I plan on shooting Mellencamp if I ever see him (and I'm opposed to anyone owning a hand gun, but there are exceptions!!!)

 

Take a number, spnited!

 

Nothing says, "Buy our product" like shots of disaster (Katrina, raging forest fire) and death (WTC Towers Of Light, Earnhardt).

 

I will always bow to you, Rosie

 

A rendition of Daydream Believer, just for you!

 

Here's the thing ... I want him to suffer for foisting that steaming pile of stinking putridity upon us in this insidious manner. So what's the easiest way to do that?

Punch him square in the vocal cords. Hard. Maybe even kick him there instead. It'll hurt like hell and keep him from singing, which will hurt him even more.

And the sad thing is that I used to be a big fan of John Cougar (two-names-ain't-enough-so-I'll-add-another) Mellencamp, back about when Scarecrow came out. Now? I just want to inflict pain upon him.

 

Punch him in the vocal cords. Ha! What do you know about inflicting pain? I'd headbutt the fuck's vocal cords. Repeatedly.

 

You want pain?!!!!?

A Chuck Norris roundhouse to the vocal cords will solve all our problems!

 

Maybe somebody needs to start a separate thread on how to punish Mellencamp.

 

I believe that's already been done a time of three.

On a non-Mellencamp note, I haven't seen Manning play since Week 1. And I forgot how much I liked to watch him play until tonight. Already 8 for 10, 140 yards and two touchdown drives.

 

Innovator of Violence, the roundhouse wipes out Mellencamps' vocal cords in one shot. This is about inflicting pain something your handlesake is quite adept at.

Mellencamp must be made to suffer for that infernal racket!