NFL Week 9 Running Thread

took the eff right out of my mouth.

 

Speaking of the Steelers game, did anybody else hear Jim Nantz hock up a loogie? At one point, as the Broncos were huddling, he was talking. He stopped and Phil started talking. Then you heard, over the microphone, somebody snorting up some snot and then spitting it out.

 

Ah, he's a product of the system.

 

And if I had a 12-inch dick, I'd be a sex god.

 

I took a roadie today to cover championship soccer. Started at day. Ended under the full moon. Long drive back. Flipped through the AM stations and happened across the Steelers versus Broncos. First time since my days as an L.A. Rams fan that I listened to radio football. Made the journey enjoyable. Kept me alert. I have no allegiance to the Steelers or Broncos, so I can say this without bias: the Steelers suck. Yes, they had like 500 yards today, and Big Ben passed for a career-high 400 and something. But he threw, what, 3 picks? And the team makes stupid penalties at the absolute worst times. It just seems like the Steelers don't have the same victory lust now that they've won the Super Bowl. Any Steelers faithful care to chime in on why it's not working this year?

Their season, at 2-6, is done.

 

Crumpler's not a weapon? Dunn's not a weapon? You cannot make that arugment. The 20-versus-1 argument fails because that would be mean every week, Vick is getting first and goals due to too-many-men-on-the-field penalties.

 

The Bengals are just not that good. I made sure in all fantasy leagues to avoid all Bengals, primarily because I wasn't sure about Palmer's health but also because the team is weak in fundamentals.

 

I've got the title: 12 inches in 12 seconds: the true tale of a hyper-sensitive porn star. You can be played by Ron Mexico.

 

Fixed.

 

I've seen the Falcons look more consistent with Matt Schaub under center than Michael Vick.

At some point, you have to look past the hype and see the truth.

Vick's a total bust in January.

 

I very much enjoy football on the radio. A few years ago, I had a fairly long trip spent listening to the Patriots play the Rams. That was just before the Pats started their current run.

And the Steelers are done. They just aren't cohesive.

And the Vick apologists need to give it a rest. Yes, Atlanta's two WRs aren't as good as some other teams. Eventually you find a way to work through it.

 

This will be my last post on Vick because it seems that I've made a lot of people mad and quite frankly, I don't want to be "that guy". So here goes:
Vick beat Brett Farve in Lambeau Field(It was snowing too) in the playoffs.
He also took the Falcons to the NFC championship.

There I'm done, now let's talk about Colts vs. Patriots.