NFL Wild-Card Weekend thread

I’m not sure why you wouldn’t try to take the points, it’s still the first half.

 

IIRC, they were kicking into the wind in the second quarter. I know Pitt was in the first and that hampered Harvin’s punts.

I just know from being a Steelers fan what has given them life this year, and special teams has played a big part. I wasn’t surprised they blocked a 49-yarder into the wind.

 

Every other play is the key play of the game, according to Romo.

 

"To the left ... to the left ... to the left."

Um, one of those lefts was to the right, Tony.

 

Imagine Romo narrating a first date.

"The roommates' reaction as you ring the doorbell is the key to this date."

"The level of comfortable conversation on the ride to the restaurant is the key to this date."

"Agreeing on an appetizer is the key to this date."

"Agreeing on which movie you're going to see is the key to this date."

"The body language during the movie is the key to this date."

"Her leaning in for a kiss is the key to this date."

"Her unzipping your pants is the key to this date."

 

Death of a Punter
By W.C. Heinz

 

“He’s trying to touch her breast … freeze it right there.”

 

Paradise by the Dashboard JEEEEM

 

"His left arm is draped over her shoulders but look at the right arm and how it's coiled, he's going for third base as soon as this scene ends!"

 

No one puckers the sphincters like the Buffalo Bills

 

The Bills are fucking around and eager to see if they'll find out.