NIAFL Press Conference

Was I eliminated when I set painted a picture of Boom being, hmm, I think the way I put it was, "a seal-clubbing, donut-fucking disgrace?"

And a follow-up, I had a sex-change operation because I figured the NIAFL was too much of a sausage fest, is that procedure reversable? This sack tucking is for the birds.

 

coffee, it's a mock press conference. Therefore, I have to assume I'm not covering myself as a story, thus ...

 

Hey, Oz is just being Oz.

 

... you have a mock conflict of interest.

 

An excellent question. Bubbler and The Big Ragu will make fine members of the NIAFL one day, and if we were prepared to support expansion, it's possible they could be in the league today. Expansion was discussed, but, and Russ Granik, correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe it was unanimously voted down.

Others, we felt, we idiots. Bribing us with alcohol was a fine move by Carrie, but we were not prepared to wait a year for the free booze. And as far as IJAG goes, we really didn't need Brook Jacoby and Joe Charbonneau drafted in the third round.

 

Songbird, SportsJournalists.com New England bureau: Was my plea of being sans an NFL team not strong enough or emotional enough? What kind of porno sex was brokered by the committee and Lugnuts during back-room dealings?

 

Zeke12, Fort Smidling Chronic Truncator:

Define the word "cockdian" in a sentence without referencing a giraffe, Junction Boys or anyone finishing on anyone's grille.

 

Your prom picture.

No, seriously, it was close. You were right there. However, it was brought to my attention that Lugnuts has a vagina, and you do not.

 

Does that mean I can sue for sexual discrimination?

 

Ah, but deep down, isn't this the way you were always meant to be?

 

The Kansas City Royals will henceforth be known as the Kansas City Cockdians