Nick Saban retires

Saban: 'I'm not going to be the Alabama coach'


Really - I think a coach would have to say "F--- the Tide" to be crossed off the list if they wanted him bad enough.

 

Nobody watches KVAL anyway. KEZI is vastly superior.

Smart move by Lanning. Everyone loves you for staying, while there is no indication at all he was even offered the job. Straight out of Bellotti's playbook.

 

Or as nicely as a soccer coach.

 

This is basically Christmas Day for Jimmy Sexton and his roster of coaches. Either one of them is getting the job or they are going to squeeze their current situation for more money.

 

Peyton Manning?

 

This is a super well-adjusted state.

 

Empty Busch Lite cans would be more appropriate. Not seeing any Golden Flake chip bags there. Have they stopped being a sponsor?

 

I thought it was gonna be a parody of that scene from "The Wolf of Wall Street."

 

He began drinking again after he died?

 

lol
Yes.

 

I mean - Saban is still alive...right? Why the memorial?

 

Somebody made a joke earlier about Pitino and cream pies, and I was dying. Can't find it now.