Nick Saban's bumper sticker

Baby Bear's, Satan's and the sports editor of the Tuscaloosa News.

 

you ain't kidding

 

I think if you genuflect and then prostrate yourself before it, you're probably all right.

(Oh, and tuck a $20 bill under the wiper blade, that probably helps, too. )

 

... and later on, a member of the Alabama SID staff politely pulled Hammer Pants aside and told him in no uncertain terms, "don't ever look at Coach Saban's car."

 

Please sir. Step away from de automobile.

 

so, what kind of ride does Nick have, seriously?

 

From tigerdroppings.com:

 

I look at this and i have no qualms with this ride being defaced....
And lest ye wonder, the Mercedes plant is on the outskirts of Tuscaloosa...

 

Lest ye wonder, the Mercedes plant in Tuscaloosa makes these:


and these:


and these:


Saban's is one of these, and it's made in Europe:

 

and I'll bet the guy whose name is on that dealer license plate frame is picking up the lease payment for him.

 

funny, I dont recall saying that car was made in Tuscaloosa, but just that there was a mercedes plant there