No. 14, Encarnacion/Sojo - The Baseball Thread continues

Tom Seaver would have pitched out of it, then fucked the ball girl.

 

Darren Oliver in to pitch.

Jeff Fassero apparently unavailable.

 

Similar cases.

Nolasco had never struck out more than a seven in his first 54 starts.

Now, five in the past 10.

I don't think Jimenez is a SUPERstar yet, there is no doubt that when, as a young pitcher, you put up a stretch of six weeks like that, you have taken your game to a new career level.

 

Chone boots another one.

Out-fucking-standing work by Figgins. Seriously.

 

Yea, so he can give up three runs in the eighth to turn a 3-1 lead into a 4-3 deficit.

God damn mother fucking Farnsworth.

 

But, hey, he can boot them from, like, seven positions.

So that's a plus.

 

Seriously? That just happened?

 

Sexson strikes out looking on three pitches from Oliver. Thank God people were on base. If there'd been nobody on, the catcher would've fired the ball down there afterward, and Figgins would've choked on it.

37-9 Yankees after the base hit by Christian.

 

PO, yes, it did.

Gallaraga goes seven strong, gives up one run. Sheffield hits a HR to add to the lead in the eighth (3-1).

Farnsworth in. Solo HR. Strikeout. Single. 2-run shot by Upton. Lead gone. Percival's turn to blow it now.

 

Wow. That was like watching a blind, deaf mute fall down 10 flights of stairs holding a steak knife.

Chone Figgins' defense sucks donkey dick.

 

And Granderson ties it up on the first pitch from Percival. 4-4 now.

He also was 0-for-4, so that HR extends his hitting streak to 13.