No. 14, Encarnacion/Sojo - The Baseball Thread continues

And as Jeff Samardzija enters, the Granny slides off her chair.

Thanks again, Jeff. Thanks again.

 

He's also the city's best wide receiver.

 

They hang on with Weeks for the same reason Coke hung on with New Coke for a while or that NASCAR continues to shelter its COT, they used a No. 1 draft pick on him, so to drop him is some admission of failure.

Right now, Weeks is looking like one of Jack Z's few missteps.

 

Mauer gives the Twins an insurance run at 6-4.

Nathan warming with a chance to pull Minnesota within a half game.

 

Two down boys. Two more to go.

 

Cubs will be in first when they leave Milwaukee. Frank Stallone is held at bay for another day. All is right with the world.

 

Nathan closes it and the AL Central is down to a virtual tie.

Twins are getting hot again -- and the Pale Hose are deep-throating the scaly cock of fail.

 

Careful, Pallister might see this.

 

I'm not sure if it's the night or the line, but damn ... that's hilarious.

 

I'm glad that didn't turn out to be big. And that's quite the hyperbole, Zeke.

 

No he won't.

He got his eye knocked out in a fight with three Cubs fans, remember?

 

Wonderful.