No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

The Hots barf on your trade.

 

Boom, what would you give for them?

 

He says he'd give you me.

How about Griffey and Lugo and a nice Evil Hots lapel pin instead?

 

Please print this out and bring it with you on draft day. If you all remember, you all picked almost every one of the players I listed before the baseball draft.

 

I'm a terrible motivator. I simply can not get my team to perform.

My team actually has pretty good players. yet, it's a piece of crap. I've changed the team name to reflect it's piece of crapiness.

 

What was I thinking. I rechecked my lineup and I have only a few good players. Maybe it's my player-personnel director that needs a kick in the head.

Regardless, the name change is still in order.

 

Hots - I just offered you the 6th ranked catcher for the 46th ranked OF (and yes I checked that)

Let me know.

 

If you need pitching and have extra hitting, let's talk.

If you need hitting and have extra pitching, let's talk.

I want to upgrade one side of the team at the expense of the other with hopes of salvaging just enough points to claw into sixth (major miracle needed, I understand) so I am shopping any and all of my players.

 

IS THERE SOME REASON WE COULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS A WEEK AGO AND NOT AT THE DEADLINE??

 

I was on vacation last week and didn't take the internet with me.

So make a trade offer. There's still time and I know you still want my Wang.

 

I just said that to Boom and he drove off the road.

 

My Wang is good for seven strong innings every outing.