No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

Dooley, I concede. Cabrera with 2 HR, 5 RBI ... Saunders gets rocked ... ugh ... I'm going to lose 13-1.

 

I think all of my efforts are going to go for naught.
Smoltz and Cook let me down.
A loss by me and a win by Chris will all but end my dream of making the playoffs.
Alas

 

Buck--not saying this will last, but you are currently leading the Hots 7-6. Five minutes ago the Hots were killing you 8-4. So we're not holding any bake sales for you yet.

 

It's a good thing. I read from Al Tompkins that those aren't allowed anymore.

 

21 --- what's the damage in my matchup with the Paradigms? (I'm too cheap to get stattracker)

 

You don't want to know, but it starts with a 4.

 

The other big question:
Is Chris losing yet?

 

You do understand, he has a bye this week? Playing the Flowers?

So no, he is not losing yet.

Big DOg has the other bye, playing Gannett. Where is the pride.

 

I know.
But hope springs eternal.

 

Actually, I didn't outscore Flowers or Gannett by enough a few weeks back.
Otherwise I would be in a better situation now.

 

But Contreras got rocked by the Royals, of all teams, so you could pick off a few of the pitching categories.

 

Why is Armando Benitez such a piece of sh*t?
I should be finishing up the baseball page right now.
And have another save for the Well Known Baseball Team.