No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

By the way, 21, it's poor form to pay me compliments and then continue to beat me like a red-headed stepchild.

 

I would never beat a child, ESPECIALLY a redhead.

But just to make you feel better, we asked the Yankees to sit Jaret Wright after three innings today, with an era of 15.00. Only for you.

 

My prediction:

The team formerly known as the Blue Footed Boobies will rally over the final three weeks, closing the gap on sixth place to all of one point and then watch the playoffs happen while I'm busy tinkering with my Testi Tubers football team -- which will not suck the same way the TFKABFB does.

 

21, I just want you to appreciate what a fragile condition I'm in.
I just moved and I'm still living out of boxes. My DSL's not working at home.
I lost my WPT qualifier on Saturday.
And my pet wombat ran away.
Missing the playoffs would be a huge blow. I'm not sure how I'll handle it.

 

Just give yourself an extra helping of your government cheese and enjoy the view from your van down by the river

 

We're feuding, so I'm not responding to your taunts.
If we were underwater, I would summon a school of dolphins to hassle you.

 

I just cannot look at you right now. Tub Girl has ruined everything. No wonder the wombat ran away.

 

I'm being held responsible for Tub Girl?

 

I can't access the league through My Yahoo.
Has it been shut down because of unsolicited pictures of Asian men with massive, engorged lingam?

 

Nope. I'm not asian.

 

And your pictures weren't unsolicited. Folks have been asking for them for a long time.
On a more serious note, is anybody else having trouble over at Yahoo?
Could you ask Douglas to check into it?