No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

Yahoo was alerted by the suicide prevention folks to keep you off that site because if you went you'd learn that you are not making the playoffs.

Someone please grab Buck's shoelaces and belt while we are at it.

 

Everyone I know is concerned.
They've taken my shoelaces, belt and a tin full of moustache wax.
On a positive note, the wombat came back.

 

Chris, we need to deal with the name issue. We are here for you.

Who is the douche that took the name, let's go get it back.

 

I know 21 doesn't want to have anything to do with me right now, but I'm with her.
We should petition Webby to give Chris his handle back before the moratorium goes into effect.

 

Code:

Rank   Team W-L-T Pct GB 
1.  Springfield Isotopes 155-104-21 .591 - 
2.  Champ Kind's Whammy! 149-112-19 .566 7 
3.  Horwitz Gets No Head 148-119-13 .552 11 
4.  Evil Hots 143-117-20 .546 12.5 
5.  20-Cent Paradigms 137-122-21 .527 18 
6.  Bucks assitch attack 133-125-22 .514 21.5 
7.  Symphony Destruction 126-129-25 .495 27 
8.  WKBT 128-133-19 .491 28 
9.  Arabian Gas Masks 125-138-17 .477 32 
10.  PiperCity WordHawks 119-146-15 .452 39 
11.  Gannett Greed 101-157-22 .400 53.5 
12.  Dead Flowers 101-163-16 .389 56.5 

Two weeks left in the regular season. Top two teams get a first round bye. Can Buck climb two spots to get into the playoffs?

 

It's over. I'm done and I blame it all on Wang.

 

Forget MLB, this is the best playoff race in baseball right now. Maalox for everyone.

Also, if Big Dog wins it all again, there will be a class-action suit again Gannett for donating all the good players on his roster to the Destruction in exchange for some sandwiches and a pair of used Oakleys.

 

Thanks for the thought but I think the new handle is close enough.

Although I am seriously considering going by either Cowboy Gynecologist or Larry Darryl (my favorite fictional character)

 

Well, the Gas Masks had an opportunity but choked when it mattered most.

 

Two weeks until draft day, right?

 

One week I think. Isn't it Aug. 29?

 

No, no, no. It's Sept 4. Don't miss it, OK?