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No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by 21, Mar 24, 2005.

  1. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    You can have the first 12 picks on the Sept. 4 draft day.

    Of course with your managerial skills, you'd find a way to screw that team up. :D
     
  2. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Loving this tight playoff race. I'm really hoping to keep that first round bye, just so that I can say I lasted two weeks into the playoffs when I lose in the semis.
     
  3. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Code:
    *1.  Springfield Isotopes 163-110-21 .590 -
    *2.  Champ Kind's Whammy! 155-119-20 .561 8.5 
    3.  Horwitz Gets No Head 155-125-14 .551 11.5
    4.  Evil Hots 144-129-21 .526 19 
    5.  20-Cent Paradigms 143-130-21 .522 20 
    6.  Symphony Destruction 139-130-25 .515 22 
    7.  WKBT 140-133-21 .512 23 
    8.  Bucks assitch attack 134-138-22 .493 28.5 
    9.  Arabian Gas Masks 125-150-19 .457 39
    10.  PiperCity WordHawks 126-152-16 .456 39.5 
    11.  Gannett Greed 113-158-23 .423 49  
    12.  Dead Flowers 107-170-17 .393 58 
    
    Four or five teams in contention for the three playoff spots.

    The Hots, playing like a 1969 Cubs Tribute Band, hope you enjoyed their 12-1 loss to the lowly Gannetts, who picked a most unfortunate time to surge.

    We did it on purpose. Just to make it interesting.

    Can't recall ever seeing such a pathetic plethora of lopsided scores.

    Football starts Tuesday.
     
  4. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    I'd gladly trade Jeter and Damon again for Schmidt, Vizquel and a pair of Pat's cheesesteaks.

    I can't believe you won your only point with a 4.75 ERA.
     
  5. 21

    21 Well-Known Member


    Did you say something? We can't hear you down there in 11th place. 8)
     
  6. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Just keep falling. Eventually, you'll hear me. :D
     
  7. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Ingrate. We give you a gift and you think you're Rickey Henderson stealing on Jim Sundberg.

    Boom will not forget this. 'Oh, Freelance Hack, seems like such a good guy, probably just spending so much time with his little boy, let's give him a break this week.' Bah.

    This after you sabotage the entire league with your Big Dog trade. He must know some good stuff on you, that's all I'm sayin about that.

    And where is Buck? Someone should wake him up, this is a big week for him.
     
  8. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Look at the Well Known Baseball Team sitting on the cusp of a playoff spot. He's right there, needing just one spot. Should his team reach the postseason, what would that be comparable to?

    Northwestern going to the Rose Bowl?

    The Cubs going back to the World Series?

    Your NBA Champion Los Angeles Clippers?

    Will his team simply making the playoffs earn him an Executive of the Year award? Perhaps a better seat at the end of the season banquet? Lifetime passes to the aquarium? Especially with the fact that he'll have to make a strong push against the top team in the league this week, things are looking up for Buck if he pulls it off.

    With Dog playing the Flowers this week, I think the best way for Buck to make it is with help from me against the 'Dimes. I hope to offer as much as I can, haha, especially so I can fend BYH off and get the bye.

    Also, see everyone for the draft tomorrow. 12:30, right?
     
  9. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    The draft has been cancelled.
     
  10. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Great. Maybe I'll go see a movie or go out for brunch.
     
  11. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I need some major help to get into the playoffs.
    And I don't have a two-start week from either of my top two pitchers.
    I had two blowout losses this year. Those extra points are coming back to haunt me.
    (Am I going to wind up the lame 'Most Improved' award? That's so embarassing.)
     
  12. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Yahoo posted the draft order....

    Unfortunately, Big Dog was last, so he deleted the whole league. No draft today.
     
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