No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

So who do I face in the first round, the Hots or the Whammy?

 

Actually too close to tell without a calculator and actuarial table. Big Dog is calling Price Waterhouse.

 

I'll take a week off and hope my guys save their outstanding performances for the following week.

 

Springfield Isotopes are the regular-season champions, and Champ Kind's Whammy -- by a half-game -- holds off Horwitz Gets No Head for the No. 2 seed and other first-round bye.

The matchups (All series begin tomorrow on TSN):

3. Horwitz Gets No Head vs. 6. 20-Cent Paradigms

and in the most-anticipated matchup in NIABL history...

4. Evil Hots vs. 5. Symphony Destruction.

 

CONSOLATION BRACKET

WKBT and The Red Sox have byes.

9. Arabian Gas Masks vs. 12. Dead Flowers
10. PiperCity Word Hawks vs. 11. Gannett Greed

 

Wow. Hey, Hots, did anyone in the NIABL notice who's 38-4 over the last three weeks?

 

Are the consolation bracket games on Vs.?

 

No, they're on TSN2, with your stadium host, Damon Allen. He's going into the broadcast wing of the Hall of Fame.

 

Actually, I'm a 36, but you got the dress size right, always a 4.

The turnaround of the Destruction is the greatest resurrection since the invention of Easter. Enjoy it for one last week....you'll have ten days to clean out the commissioner's office before our moving vans show up. You can leave that bearskin rug and the wall map of canada.

 

Webcast for the playoff games:

http://www.damon_allen_is_the_best.ca

 

Thank you.

 

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