No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

I've got Fitzgerald and Boldin = same bye week.
I'm looking for a team that can use a slight upgrade at receiver and give me a slight upgrade at RB. It's a win-win trade.

 

Personally, it looks like I'm kicking Idaho's ass.

Hopefully, he's managing his kid's student council campaign better than his fantasy team.

 

Maybe we could get some juvenile court judges to sentence offenders to that. Kinda like the scared straight program.

 

I refuse to believe this until I hear it directly from Katie Couric.

Buck is an original non-idiot. What is the basis for this outrageous allegation?

 

Thank you, 21.
I saw you with Mike Tyson at today's Cincinnati-San Francisco game. You were both sporting 'Free Buck' T-shirts.

 

Um, Tyson's didn't say Buck.

 

I don't think it has any folis on it at the moment.

 

All my 7th grader needs to do to win is smile purty. Her campaign poster is already the talk of the lunchroom.

 

21 is just one of many celebrities rallying to my defense.
21 and Tyson have been spotted in public wearing 'Free Buck' T-shirts.
Emeril Lagasse is hosting a charity crawfish boil called 'Bam for Buck.'
And the ghost of Thurman Munson is selling powder blue bracelets to help raise money for my defense.
People in the know are not going to sit idle while folks such as Chris and BigDog attempt to sully my good name.

 

Buck-Idiot, 2nd Ld-Writethru

Buck was cleared of all charges in an Idiot scandal late Tuesday.

"We believe we extradited him from Thailand mistakenly," said the moron in Colorado running the JonBenet thing, ol' DA What's Her Name. "Our source meant to say Buckweaver."

 

That's great for the Real Buck, but now I got Mike Tyson and 45 pounds of crawfish in the kitchen....

 

Try making a trail of crawfish leading out of the house. As Tyson follows the trail of crawfish, lock the door behind him.
However, do not let Lagasse near the Grey Goose. He's a Johnson & Wales grad.