No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

It sounds linke you've got old wounds that you've allowed to FESTER

 

This has been a veery bad year for the Tubers. We've missed a couple of playoffs and ownership is not happy at all, especially after a couple of strong seasons with runner up finishes. the dropoff is unacceptable.

That is why we will take out our furstrations on the happless headbutts. Sorry, FHB, but someone must pay and you happen to be first on the schedule.

RUTS

 

Done. Although I have no idea what either of you were thinking...

 

There's no thinking in football.

 

That's because Boom runs the football team

 

You look familiar, was I at your bar mitzvah?

 

The Hots have a new, loaded backfield. And with that, I'll refrain from further bad puns.

 

I think I may have the lowest point total for a winning team in the history of the NIAFL

Hi Headbutt!

 

Well fuck going to the baseball board for our banter, because my team is done.

Fucking Ramon Hernandez sits out most of the week with a bad vagina or something. I ditch him today and he hits two homers. Fucking A-Fraud gets sick in Balitmore AGAIN and I have him on my active roster the last two days anyway,

Not that I was going to win anyhow, despite my drastic SP advantage, I couldn't even sweep the pitching categories to give me a shot at stealing a win with a single win in the offensive categories.

I knew my team was not built to win a title, but I thought maybe I could have pulled off two upset wins in a row with a bye. Oh well. Fuck all'yall, guess who's got the highest scoring team this week in football?

 

Oh, shut up you big baby.

No team in the history of fantasy baseball lost its entire starting lineup during the first week of the playoffs:

Schilling--out
Clemens--out
Griffey--out
Chipper--out
Beltre--out
Mariano--out
etc etc

On the other hand, for your MVP consideration, there's Jermaine Dye, who runs full speed into a fence, makes the catch, lays on the ground, but still comes back to hit a HR. So he's cool.

And fucking big dog who must get up every day at 4 am to pillage yahoo for all available starters, so no one is left when the normal people get up to do the same.

And we still have to play the fucker in football this week.

And probably hockey too.

Boom won't even return my phone calls today. But the important thing is that we're having fun, goddammit, right?!

 

Bite it, 21. You could stay up all night and edge out Big Dog for the available riff raff of starters.

And yes, we are having fun. I think I now take NIAFL more seriously than anything but my long-time baseball and football money leagues. Wife asks me all the time, as I ponder my lineup, why I'm so into a league with no reward. And I say there is no amount of money that matches the reward of pounding a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met and some of whom you don't even know by first name, in the NIAFL.

Maybe in football. Bring it bitches!!!!