No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

21, I love ya. I do. Same for Boomer.

This was a difficult week for the Destruction organization. Felt kind of like the first time I went clubbing baby seals off the coast of Newfoundland.

 

I don't know if I can hold Chris off on Monday. He's got Tomlinson and Gates going.

 

BD - what can we say-- we're humbled but if Moss catches TD tomorrow night we got ya on the gridiron.

 

Bronson Arroyo may not carry the Reds to the Wild Card, but he shall lead the Greed to the Seventh Place title. I'll be the Tony Stewart of fantasy baseball. I can live with that for this season.

And, did you see the greatest fantasy football offense in No Idiots history unleashed today? Poor Lugs deserved a better start to the season.

 

2005 NIABL playoffs: Destruction def. Hots
2005 NIAFL playoffs: Destruction def. Hots
2006 NIABL playoffs: Destruction def. Hots

Also, all NIA members should go back to page 20-25 or so and revisit the Katy Feeney mentions.

 

Man, I remember when I used to vanquish the Hots in the playoffs every year. sigh. Congrats Big Dog.

Should I give a fucking flying fuck about the consolation round? or just say fuck it and not make any moves?

 

Guess Bronson Arroyo will have to lead me to an 11th place finish. </sigh>

 

I guess it would be okay to admit that Mrs Big Dog is behind this...a couple of years ago, she sent us the kleenex box full of crumpled tear-stained Viagra prescriptions, and begged us to help her give the Dog a reason to live.

'He just sits in the basement all day, alphabetizing that box of chopped assholes,' she wept, 'it just doesn't seem sanitary.' She also expressed concern that his psychotic pursuit for the perfect seven-streamer was racking up significant urology bills, and the lonely late night screams from the tool shed ('COME ON BABY, GIMME SEVENNNNNNNNN!!') were distressing the neighbors.

'You two have everything,' she cried, pausing to dab some herpicide on the cold sore peeking through the crusty Oreo crumbs, 'would it be so much to ask if he could just once win something, other than the box of rubber gloves that came free with the 'ADD ME BABY: Math Teachers Gone Wild' videos?'

So we're good with it. Everyone deserves some happiness.

 

I'd just like to point out that in Week 1 of the football season, Chris has already started with hi incessant attempts to provoke me.
I, however, cannot be provoked.
Further, I forgive Chris and his seemingly pointless animosity. I hope that his bad juju doesn't come back to hurt him.
Chris, like, is just one among the one, becoming Buddha.

'O Brahmin, a blue lotus, red lotus, or white lotus is born in water. It grows in the water. But it remains uncontaminated and untouched by water. I too am like that. I was born among the men of this world. But I have been above the world and ordinary men and women. I am not attached to the world. Therefore, O Brahmin, I am a superior human being who has destroyed all the weaknesses of ordinary human beings. In short, I am a Buddha.'

 

I got you pegged as one of those "light yourself on fire" Buddists. The Jake Plummer of Buddhists.