No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

Can we stay on topic here?
I'm trying to tamper with a pending football trade.

 

So you know how hard it is to go wire-to-wire in a two-week final. These are nervewracking days in the Destruction offices.

 

Just trying to keep the network happy, they charged a fortune for the ads.

Strategic bombshell? Hmm...drop entire pitching staff for closers?

 

Good one, but no.

 

A side note: The worst I think I'll do now is 7-7 in the finals -- which would mean that, at worst, I'd have gone 67-17 since around the time of the Jeter/Damon trade.

 

As it stands, a 7-7 tie means a new commissioner....as you may recall when you tied with the Hots last year in the semi-final, tie goes to lowest ERA.

 

Believe me, I know. That's why I'm a little edgy right now.

But enough about that. Since the Phils and Nats are in a rain delay, let's bring 21 up to the booth and have her tell us what kind of genius move it was to acquire Damon and Jeter.

 

My attorneys have advised me not to discuss the trade scandal while the investigation is pending.

We're going to cut to a Road Runner cartoon.

 

I want to know why Freelance is trading Warrick Dunn for Chad Johnson when I'd give him Chris Henry.

 

Freelance traded Damon and Jeter to Big Dog for a pizza crust and a Betamax.

 

I've got a DVD copy of the 2005 short film Oscar nominees and a half bottle of mango rum I'll throw in.