No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

Lugnuts probably has the second-best talent, yet she's only 2-2.

 

I'm that way in my work league, Dools. I have the second highest point total overall, yet I've run into the highest-scoring team in the league two weeks in a row. Lost 149-136 this week. Ugh.

My team in this league is fucking hideous. I'm conceding this week's game before it even starts. Goon should be embarrassed if he doesn't wipe the floor with me.

 

Holy shit, what kind of Loyola-Marymount scoring system do you have?

 

She just needs another good WR. I keep making offers, but she keeps rejecting me.
I'm starting to think she doesn't like me anymore.

 

Oh heck, you should be used to that from women. [/setuponatee]

 

;D Not true! I can't trade for Fitzgerald or Boldin right now -- not with the Leinart factor.

Try not to listen to dools too much. Last week he pretty much told me no one would want Chad Johnson (checked e-mail and had 3 offers for him.) He announced Chris Henry would be the better play....

[/trash talk]

 

Someone must have commandeered my sign-on. I don't spend enough time on my team to trash-talk. :-\

 

The biggest change is that receivers get a point for every 7.5 yards instead of every 10, that leads to the big points.

QBs is normal -- point for every 25; RBs point for every 10. Defenses gain a lot more, too. Points for sacks, interceptions, fumble recoveries, everything. I like it. Touchdowns are still important, but they're not the endall of things.

 

Oh, I see. So who posted this on the league board, then?

 

Lugs, just keep me in mind.

 

Of course! It's also hard to do a trade with you this week because we play each other. I really don't want to get bitten in the ass!

 

Are you starting with the dirty talk?