No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

I can't wait to see threads on the beauty of the double assist, which is by far the stupidest statistic in sports.

 

So it would be ok if I cut all my players three months into the season, saying I was trying to make the rest of the league better?

 

Known around the Fantasy Sports universe as the Joe Horn Gambit.

I vaguely recall a couple of teams actually losing to Joe Horn that season.

 

I have a question about manners.
I have a couple of trade offers out there but haven't gotten any response in a couple of days.
If the offers are still hanging out there at the end of the week, would it be bad form to cancel the offers with the intent of re-offering them at the beginning of next week?
I don't want to be wondering about trade offers during the weekend, which I usually reserve for my real personal life.

 

Not at all. FB requires the abillity to set your rosters by Friday or Saturday without worrying about if a trade will go through in time and often the trades are in relation to bye week availability. Heck, some people might delay accepting a trade just so the bye week works in their favor.

 

Didn't I offer you a trade already that you turned down?

 

Actually, you've had a tade offer from me hanging out there all week for McGahee.

 

Even if ANYONE offered the Hots a trade--and it seems rather impolite that no one has not--we are completely distracted and losing sleep over this talk of an NIAFL gathering, as discussed on the yahoo board.

I'm thinking of sending Boom with a handpuppet resembling me. He is not too happy about that.

 

Ewww. We have to watch Boom fisting manhandling 21 at our convention.

 

I traded with you. I gave you Rhodes before the start of the season.