No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

Yes Boom, we've quickly established ourselves as the premier fantasy hockey league in the world. Of course, we could be the only one, too.

 

There's a hockey league?

 

Jay Horwitz is unreal.

Kurkjian goes live from Shea to talk about the Lidle tragedy and Jay walks left-to-right behind him, then right-to-left, then stops, then looks into the camera and smiles, then walks away.

This, of course, after he stood behind every Met getting interviewed on the field after the NLDS.

He's amazin'.

 

Thanks for the report Dog. I wish to God I'd seen that. Hopefully it gets replayed later.

 

I hear he gets no head.

 

Goon: I was not winless. I was 1-3. Learn it.

 

My apologies. I'm just trying to fire up my bunch of lifeless losers.

 

First-place BYH vs. the second-place Taters for early season supremacy this week.

I'd talk all sorts of shit about being the only 5-0 team--did I mention I'm the only 5-0 team?--but I was the 10th-highest scoring team this week and beat the Hots--did I mention I beat the Hots in week three?--with a mere 52 pts.

I am, though, the highest scoring team in the league. And the only 5-0 team in the league. But I'm not going to talk shit about it.

(how's that for passive-aggressive?)

 

My grandpa once taught me how to castrate a bull (well, technically a calf) with one hand and a tiny little rubber band.

 

Was your granpa Jackie Sherrill?

 

I'm not making anymore trade offers to you, Headbutt.
The rejection stings too much.

 

Headbutt, you seem to have 2 Qbs with different bye weeks. What is the quandary?