No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

I know the feeling well. It sucks.

Depending on what my insurance company says to do with my now recovered bike, I might have a $2,000 bike to sell you for cheap.

 

I'll get a bike some time in the next week or so. I haven't made it a priority right now.
It does suck though. I ride my bike every day, at least, I used to.
And California makes it really inconvenient for you if your license plate gets stolen.

 

Hey, Cosmo, I got a trade offer for you.

 

And the Digms, too.

 

As God as my witness, I thought I was going to lose this week.

Thank you, Arizona's defense.

 

Can I quit as commissioner now?

 

Chalk it up and write it down.

The Bulls lose next week.

 

See, you don't get to where I am--two games ahead of the pack six games in--by looking too far ahead. So I don't even know who my next victim is. Is it you, big guy? BRING IT ON!!!!

 

I'd also like to mention that many of you had chances at Boldin but turned me down.

 

Spud, your trade offer was fair — value for value.
It just didn't fit with what I need.

 

Complete and total shenanigans have been called.

Chicago's defense doesn't get credit for Hester's punt return? Total bullshit. I've NEVER been in a league where special teams aren't under the defense umbrella.

I'm playing the rest of the season under protest.