No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

And to think I thought it was someone from the Daily News farting during the '01 World Series. Damn you Katy.  

 

I bet the thought gives you a bit of a "chub" -- eh big dog?

 

That is not a breeze...I believe they had Taco Bell in the league offices today.

 

Hey while we're all yuking it up here the hots have gone ahead 8-7 . todd jones blew up.

 

Yes. It's Canadian. You wouldn't understand.

 

Any "Chub" joke w/Katy Feeney is A-OK by me.

She is to baseball what Tori Spelling is to acting.

 

Yeah yeah yeah Big Dog I'd I'd I'd really appreciate it if you didn't talk about my relationship with former players like that OK buddy?

 

Chub Feeney took over as Padres president in 1987, and swiftly became unpopular with fans for refusing to spend money on talent. On "Fan Appreciation Night" in 1988, a group of fans paraded a banner reading "SCRUB CHUB." Feeney leaned out of the ownership box and showed his appreciation with an extended middle finger. He was fired the next day.

 

no doubt somewhere up north Jones is rubbin one out in the sink in  your honor.

 

(Camera cuts to Chris_L, wearing his usual Sunday evening pink negligee with feathery slippers....stamping out another unfiltered PallMall in his Yahoo can and trying in vain to get the little spiked leather collar to stay on the hamster....

'Bastards! Katy Feeney jokes! I have to log in....yes...I will....right....now...bastards having all the fun....damn damn damn damn....')

 

Will You be retaining RA Dickey for next week?  and a followup - does he have all his teeth?

 

I heard RA Dickey's mouth is like a sink - true?