No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

What are you, Mr. Sensitive now? Boom, I was JOKING. You of all people should recognize that. I love to make fun of your vehicle.

Anyway, I had to defend my boy Dangerously.

Hey - I adore Chris. I read his blog!

 

Idaho - that is really cheesy and bad sportmanship to sit all of your guys for our 3rd place match up. It clearly took more time for you to bench each of your players than to just play out season.

The Evil Hots are loging a complaint with league office. It will be the first issue the new commisioner needs to deal with.

You might even be suspended from the football league for your display of bad sportsmanship.

 

Very disappointing, Idaho.

We've really enjoyed this season, for one reason...every week was a fun contest.  Sort of sucks to see it end with sour grapes.

 

Whatever.

I left my closers and Podsednik active. Doesn't that count for anything?

Besides, I was tired of beating the Evil Hots in meaningless matchups.

I wasn't good enough to beat Dooley in the semis, so I'm not good enough for third. It's all yours, baby.

 

Yes well I was good enough for 11th.

 

But not good enough to work for the Plain Dealer.

Anyhoo, in the real news, the Paradigms went into week 2 of the finals with a 10-4 lead, but the Symphony has a real good pitching situation the next couple of days, so it's still anyone's game.

 

It makes no sense - specially since you went to the trouble of first sitting everyone and then on Tuesday going bback and adding Posdseddnik and your closers to lineup.

It really looks childish

 

This controversy was worth it, if for no other reason that it gave us Boom's attempt to spell Podsednik.

 

Sorry, boom. I never deactivated those four players. And it's taken you six days to complain about it so it appears you weren't exactly paying close attention to the ohh-so-valuable third place race, either.

Frankly, I think third place in a fantasy baseball league is an awfully weird thing to get your panties in a wad over. Methinks you and 21 need to stop breathing heavy into the phones and hop on a plane to see each other. You're clearly in need of some alone time.

 

No one gives a crap who wins, Idaho...except you, apparently.

We play because it's just fun...or it was, until you decided to take your ball and go home to pout.

 

Pout? What the hell are you talking about?

This is a very strange thing to get upset over. Very strange.