No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

The Tubers officially punted last week with something like 13 players having a bye week.

Hope you all enjoy the playoffs.

 

Had I started Carolina's defense instead of Detroit's, I'd be looking at a 18 point win instead of a one point loss.

In other words, don't engrave the commish's office door just yet.

 

Heckuva battle brewing for that fourth and final playoff spot.

 

Code:

1.  Haid D'Salaami 8-2-0 .800 977 W-3
2.  Smooth Jimmy Apollo 8-2-0 .800 906 W-8
3.  Merry Land of Mooch 7-3-0 .700 917 W-1 
4.  Evil Hots 6-4-0 .600 851 L-2 
5.  Testi Tubers 6-4-0 .600 786 W-1 
6.  Post-Season Holdouts 5-5-0 .500 758 L-1  
7.  K2's Training Wheels 5-5-0 .500 654 L-1 
8.  Marcus' liquor shop 4-6-0 .400 725 W-1 
9.  20-Cent Paradigms 3-7-0 .300 726 L-1 
10.  WKFT 3-7-0 .300 666 L-2  
11.  SpaceMen 3-7-0 .300 558 W-1 
12.  heartbreak-psoriasis 2-8-0 .200 604 L-1 

 

Well, I've proved that Michael Vick isn't a winner. :-\

 

Tubers--have fun playing BigDog this week. Start taking your Maalox now.

 

This week's schedule:

K2's Training Wheels vs. Merry Land of Mooch
SpaceMen vs. Evil Hots
Haid D'Salaami vs. Testi Tubers
heartbreak-psoriasis vs. Smooth Jimmy Apollo
Post-Season Holdouts vs. 20-Cent Paradigms
Marcus' liquor shop vs. WKFT

 

BEHOLD THE DRAFT DODGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course a great regular season is usually recipe for a first round thrashing.

 

I have no chance. I'm not taking Maalox, I'm just asking for BigDog to use KY as he abuses me.

My only hope is to see you upset a few times -- since I'll never catch you in the points race -- and somehow end up a game in front of you.

I'm not real confident of that happening.

 

My team stinks.

 

Uhh Modaho didn't you have a huge day?

 

I dunno. 21 told me I'd need Maalox after Big Dog was through with me. So I haven't checked.

How did I do?