No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

I think excommunicating the parking scofflaws is a good idea.

 

I think excommunicating uncaring Mormons is a better idea.

 

I care. That's why I try so hard to help you see the light and turn your life around.

 

I don't mind the IP stat, but I don't mind if it gets dropped either.

 

This is very cool....did you guys see on your team pages, there's a new little link for your Fantasy Sports Profile? Shows you all the leagues you've played in under your account, where you finished in every league...there's even a little trophy case. Fun stuff...

 

(in my best, most sincere DyePack voice)

I haven't checked. How are the matchups going this week and who's going to get killed by the Evil Hots in the first round of the playoffs?

 

21, I saw that.

Pretty cool feature. It goes all the way back to 2001 too. There's also a running total at how successful you've been.

 

Four TD passes for Mark Brunell!!!

And to think I would have benched his ass if I had any alternatives.

whooo!!!

 

are the defending chimps in some trouble?

 

The World Champion Evil Hots fully expect their &^*^$@#*^$ outstanding quarterback Peyton Manning to return to the field at any moment, to throw several more TDs today, even though the game has been over for two hours.  Then the great Thomas Jones will rush for 430 yards and 7 TDs when the Atlanta defense becomes frozen solid in the subzero temperatures.

You watch, it could happen.

 

I told you Peyton was a FRAUD!!!