No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

Goof luck sums up his entire season.

 

Just so everyone knows. The morning of the final game I'm going to delete the league which will leave me as the default still-champion.

That's how I roll.

 

Looks like I'll be in the championship game for the third time in the last five years. Beat BYH in one, lost to Oz in the other. I'll face one of those two this time around.

 

Didn't I just explain that there wasn't going to be a championship game? I'm going to insult Idaho's wife and kids just for good measure right before I pull the plug.

 

HA! I want another piece of Oz. He violated me in the '08 title game. He's up 16 on Bountiful Yoshi Hofstra, who has Shonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Greene, the Pats D and Aaron Hernandez left.

In unrelated news, I REALLY need Wes Welker to suck a chub tonight so I can make it to the finals in a money league. Go Niners.

 

(Suck a chub??)

 

Congrats Cosmo. Now go destroy that damn Steeler fan Oz (if current scores hold up).



I actually had a decent week, if it wasn't for Matt Stafford and his two pick sixs.
Had I not sat Michael Turner in place of Golden Tate and started Flacco instead of Stafford, I'd have won.

Good luck in the final.

 

OK - so I lost at fantasy football. I still have my two Silver Sow Awards.

 

Up five. Shonn Greene needs to pull a hammy walking out for the coin toss.

Better yet, on a 1-yard gain on the first play before never returning. What do you know, BYH rooting for the Jets.

 

Whew.

 

Championship match set is set, but first, let me give kudos to BYH. Got lucky to escape there. Weird matchup.

We both had a stud receiver (Roddy White, Danario Alexander) go scoreless.
We both saw our kickers (Lawrence Tynes, Connor Barth) go scoreless.

Again, whew. Cosmo, best of luck this week. 1-2 matchup. Should be a good one.

Championship game
1. Black & Yellow (11-3-0) vs. 2. McKenna'd (10-4)

Third-place game
4. Flying Dutchmen (9-6) vs. 6. Arrested Lions (8-7)

Fifth-place game
Evil Hots 90, Lerner's Flunkies 81

Seventh-place game
7. Testi Tubers (8-6) vs. 8. Dirty Fozzies (6-8)

Ninth-place game
9. The Shirtless Tebows (6-9) vs. 11. Lynn Dickey (4-11)

11th-place game
Luggertonz 57, WKFT 48

 

Good luck to you. You absolutely cornholed me the last time we played in the championship.

I did make it to the final of that money league, but I had to sweat out every last throw in that Patriots game. Won by three points. Any Welker TD would have sunk me.