No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

Welcome Machine Head. They're already talking about you on the Yahoo board. Better sign up fast before BigDog finds out and returns.

 

Done.

 

You better bring some hotdish too.

 

Got it covered. Tater tot hotdish, lutefisk with boiled potatoes, buttered ham rolls, lemon bars and growlers from the finest tap rooms.

 

Good draft everyone. I was a little surprised that Buck spent his first draft pick on Jose Valverde.


Pretty good turnout since we rescheduled at the last second.

 

1 p.m. Eastern tomorrow, right? Pisses me off when Yahoo starts going all PDT on me.

 

I like your team Hank. The Hots really wanted Longoria.

 

Mine used to say PDT, but somehow I switched it to EDT.

Forget how though. Think it was somewhere in your settings or profile.

Edit: You can set your time zone info under account info. Click on where it says Hi, YGB and go to account info.

 

I am draft ready.
There's no better feeling than walking into the bait shop at 7 a.m. on Good Friday and buying a fifth of bourbon and a six-pack of beer.
The guy behind the counter has a look on his face that says 'Mister, I like where your head is at.'

 

YGB wanted me to type the following, "Fuck Washington DC and every square inch of roadway within 20 miles of it. We'll be lucky to be off 95 by the tenth round. Four hours for a two hour drive. Enjoy the draft you fuckers."

He let me set up his draft order in advance while sitting in traffic. It reflects his love for all things Cubs.

 

At least I know I won't finish 12th.

After having such a good year last season, I'm dreading having a bad run.

 

Nanook, no no,
don't be a naughty eskimo.
Save your money don't go to the show.