No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

Any luck yet?

 

"The Men Who Stare At Fantasy Rosters" coming soon to a theater near you.

 

I like my roster.
I took Bruce and Holland too early.
Pettite was unintentional.

But overall not bad. No ruinous mistakes.

I will, as always, lose two or three weeks by forgetting to make lineup changes.

 

Soriano gets a save tonight. Trout goes 1-for-6 with two strikeouts. Maybe YGB does know what he's doing.

 

Well, I'm off to a strong start.

 

We're in quite a battle royale of suck so far.

 

Who the heck is Lonnie Chisenhall?

 

Hell if I know.

Some jerkface went Twins fanboi 8) on me a couple of hours earlier, so I looked in Pablo Sandoval's fat rolls and I found Lonnie.

 

My top pick is killing me.

 

I can still remember the look on 21's face when your pick of Soriano popped up on our screen.

 

Aw shit. I watched his meltdown live. I totally forgot he was your No. 1 pick and on the opposing team otherwise I'd have enjoyed it a shit ton more.

I'll just have to settle for Joey Votto's triple and run scored on Soriano's wild pitch.

 

The battle for last place is off to a rousing start. All tied up heading into Sunday.