No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

One of my kids almost went to that school!

*sigh*

Fair enough..

No quarter asked, none given.

 

Those of you who know Mexican bingo know this one:

 

Interesting note:
Yahoo graded me as a D+ yet predicts me to have the third most points this week.

 

Back to baseball, am I getting Untucked Shirts in round 1? I'm 0-2 this season by a total of nine runs.
uh oh

 

Back to football:
We got points with decimal points?

 

Atrocious. How can someone destroy a single fantasy football league so badly? #worstcommishevah #noties

 

So Matt Latos gets nailed in the ankle by a batting practice foul ball.

Who has the Dirty Hippie voodoo doll or whatever?

 

Not me. My team is choking like the 2011 Red Sox.

 

Don't know if it's been mentioned here, but it's really hard to *find* Fantasy Sports at all once you log into Yahoo. Oh, I get it. I understand the WHY. But fuck you, Yahoo.

 

So was Buck given Peyton Manning as a reward for all of his years of suckitude in the league? Kind of like trying to create parity in the league?

 

Switch Manning out for either of my two other QBs, I'd still be leading.

 

Giving up trying to read the Yahoo rosters and stats. Do I really need some dunce at Yahoo telling me PROJECTED points?? Like YOU fucking KNOW, Yahoo?? Anyone playing Fantasy sports who needs to see PROJECTED points should be banned from future leagues. If Yahoo knew how many points players would score, they'd be running the game out of Vegas.

And oh yeah, fuck 3 WRs and double fuck fractional points.