No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

I'm a Minnesota Hoodoo Man..

 

I was Raised on Robbery:

 

And Lonnie Chisenwell is in the house

 

I was a year too soon for Lonnie.

And where the hell was he earlier this year when I could have used him?

Such is life in fantasy baseball..sigh.

Hey Hots, remember me?

Let's see if I can find the groove. Getting close, starting to feel it:

 

Must be a weak-ass year if my solid, but decidedly unspectacular, team is leading the way.

 

I'm a little frustrated. I'm not far off from where I thought I would be. I thought I had a sixth- or fifth-place roster.
But I don't feel like I can do much.
Posey is Posey. I've got to wait, hope he gets healthy and plays better.
Zimmerman's been hurt.
Shortstop is an under-performing position, but not by much.

 

It's hard to find quality replacements. They get scooped up quickly.
NIAFL owners paying attention,

 

The lineup is a combination of some under-performance and some injury. I keep thinking I just need to stay patient.

I expected to have a lot of turnover on the pitching staff. I shouldn't have dropped Pomerantz.

 

"Yeah, yeah, yeah that's right. I lead the god damn NIAFL."

 

26 moves made to date..in the name of science and fantasy baseball..my creation must be given time to grow..