No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

Mitt Romney #1

 

Risks must be taken:

 

The moment when the WAR stat was created

 

He still texts me, asking for my Lutefisk recipe.

I did send him the recepie for the side dish, boiled potatoes.

You know, boil potatoes in water.

He burned them, he said.

So sad.

See you tomorrow, Headbutt.

 

Steve Pearce?

Really?

 

You talkin' to me?

 

I'm a little busy with All Star Game festivities:



That said, I will still keep a close eye on my battle with Mr. Varrick.

 

As my friend 21 knows I will be on the road when we go live tomorrow, so I'm firing up early. Just like letting the car engine warm up in the dead of winter.

I remember helping my dad cover the front of the family car with a tarp and blankets during cold spells, and then him going out every three hours to fire the beast up.

When it was time for him to go to work, she fired up and off he went.

That's all I'm doing here, keeping the engine warm.

Pitching is where I have to make my stand. Second place will be mine, Mr. Varrick:

 

I still have one more weapon at my disposal.

Takes a while to warm up. Give me a minute.

 

Behold, the Bubbles of Doom!



Going to get the pitchers you have going tonight, they are.

 

Congratulations on your win, Charley. I hope to see you down the road.

Now, on to current business: