No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

ESPN reports that Beej has been summoned and said he intends to re-up. (Originally reported by Bubbler)

 

Hi.

I just moved in next door. You know, #2.

Can I borrow a cup of sugar?

 

Please tell me you didn't give my spot to anybody from Forest Hills.

 

No spots have been given away.

Yet

 

Better sign up quickly. We've offered your spot to John McEnroe

 

OK, BJ is in.

We are 11.

Thread started on league board.

 

Was about to stand on a street corner in Hempstead, chucking lemons at BYH's head, if he didn't rejoin.

 

Responded on thread.

Wildly impressed by Bucks's formidable and powerful control over league matters thus far. We should have let him win years ago.

 

Feel free to let me win again.

 

Multiple votes on League board to move ahead with new membership.

 

Three weeks to go before the playoffs::

1. Extruded Polystyrene 133-84-11 .607
2. Win By Ausmus-is 129-90-9 .586 5
3. The Fuzzler 128-89-11 .586 5
4. Evil Hots 127-90-11 .581 6
5. Charley Varrick 119-96-13 .550 13
6. WKBT 107-106-15 .502 24
7. JoeBidensStolenBasis 107-112-9 .489 27
8. Go B1G 108-113-7 .489 27
9. Brauheist 2006 95-122-11 .441 38
10. The Testi Tubers 94-124-10 .434 39.5
11. Homestead Grays 86-131-11 .401 47
12. Washed-Up Dynasty 71-147-10 .333 62.5

Still in First Place and I do not plan on going anywhere, but I feel them coming for me. The Hots, in particular.

This week I make my stand:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWttL4gs078

 

Welcome aboard, Machine Head.

You have been a great addition to the baseball league, and I'm certain you will be a great addition to the football league.

Huzzah!