No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

Thanks for the kind words, Machine.
And that happens to be one of my favorite songs.

 

That's why I chose it. I remember you started a thread with it a while back.

And well-played on the baseball side.

Musical interlude:

 

*1. Extruded Polystyrene 155-93-16 .617
*2. Evil Hots 146-103-15 .581 9.5
*3. Win By Ausmus-is 147-106-11 .578 10.5
*4. The Fuzzler 144-107-13 .570 12.5
*5. Charley Varrick 139-110-15 .555 16.5
*6. WKBT 127-120-17 .513 27.5
7. JoeBidensStolenBasis 124-128-12 .492 33
8. Go B1G 120-133-11 .475 37.5
9. Brauheist 2006 116-135-13 .464 40.5
10. The Testi Tubers 109-143-12 .436 48
11. Homestead Grays 98-154-12 .394 59
12. Washed-Up Dynasty 80-173-11 .324 77.5

Playoffs:


Quarterfinal

Extruded Polystyrene.
Bye


Quarterfinal

The Fuzzler.

Charley Varrick.


Quarterfinal

Win By Ausmus-is.

WKBT.


Quarterfinal

Evil Hots.
Bye

Good luck to all.

Musical interlude:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDjnB_61k58

 

As sidebar to musical interlude, last we heard from Sly he was living
in a van in LA.

 

Both of my NIAFL squads may soon be in a van down by the river as well.

 

Well hell, I lost the first week playoff bye on the last week.

Damn you, Evil Hots!

 

I have had Tony Romo twice, and both times his season opener has been horrific.

 

Sorry Hank. The Hots really needed the week to focus on reworking
Hots football

 

I am snake-bit, right now.
K/BB = 6.80, but I'm losing that category
WHIP = 0.98, but I'm losing that category.

Meanwhile I've got eight guys hitting under .220 for the week, and that's not counting Pedroia.


But I still have armies in the Ukraine!

 

and now i'm going to lose stanton

 

And I've lowered my rotation's ERA to 2.73 for the week so far and the staff WHIP to 0.96, and I'm still losing both categories.

My staff K/BB has dropped to a paltry 5.60, so of course I'm still losing that category.

This could only happen to me.

 

It starts and ends with the small penis