No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

With strawberries and Cool Whip.

 

Galvis with a stolen base, making it 5-2 in that cat, probably securing it.

 

Jay Bruce, who hit a pinch-hit homer last night -- quite massive from what I've been told -- just scored a run for the Xanadodgers to extend the lead in that cat to 26-24.

 

Wily most definitely wants to shit the bed ...

 

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We're going for K's and W's. See you at the finish line.

 

Mr. .245 and Nelson Cruz just scored runs to tie the cat at 27, reducing the Xanadodgers lead to 7-4. It had been 8-4 because Wily shit the bed to start the game by allowing 2 ER in the 1st, thus putting the Xanadodgers back on top in the ERA cat.

 

Seriously, what are the odds that I need all 3 of the Hots pitchers to lose and it happens?

I think it's coming down to the 8:05 game, Cards v. Cubs. Hots have Lester going as well as Yadi on offense, and I'd have Piscotty on offense.

 

Jay Bruce just scored again to give X'Dodgers 28-27 runs lead, and 8-4 overall lead.

 

Another storyline: Hots have 3 Giants on offense slated to start against one of his pitchers, Richard.

Dear Buster, Hunter, and Eduardo, please fuck up Clayton's program today. Thanks, Xanadodgers.

 

Hots pull to 7-5 by retaking ERA lead as Wily has stopped shitting the bed since the 1st.

 

6-5 as Cruz scores for Hots to tie up the runs category at 28 ...

Edit: Scored again because he hit his second homer of the game.

 

Wily is done and won't get the win for the Hots but he came back from the early bed-shitting to toss 6 with only 2 ER and 5 K's.

X'Dodgers lead in K's is precarious at 52-48 as Richard prepares to start his game for the Hots against the Giants.

Hots lead ERA 3.50 to 3.60 while X'Dodgers lead WHIP 1.16 to 1.39.