No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

I wasn't on the page yesterday. What was happening to it?
I was on it earlier this morning and it seemed fine.

 

It's fine now.

 

It's all right now according to the Dirty Hippies here:

 

I've left at least 3 homers on the bench this week. This could go either way between now and 8 o'clock tonight.

 

At 8 o'clock I needed 2 runs to win that category to make it 6-6. I had 3 Marlins playing last night -- Realmuto, Stanton, Gordon -- and not one of them scored. Derp.

I lost 7-5.

 

I had scheduled Bum for second start Sunday instead of Saturday.
Haven't delved into it to determine if it would have affected the outcomes of my 6-5-1 loss.

 

Buck's love for Zack Davies reminds me of mine for Lonnie Chisenhall.

Buck, Zacks's going to break your heart, trust me.

 

After 2 weeks we've got a juggernaut atop the standings.

 

Two week stat totals indicate I'm the third or fourth team, and I'm fourth in the standings.
So I'm right where I should be.
ERA and WHIP look like the concern areas. Ws are disappointing, but that should straighten itself out over time. A little unlucky early in that category. I'm 6th in Ws, and I can't get too much higher than that without using more SPs, which is not the strategy.
I'm second or third team if you just look at offensive stats, which is nice.

 

Pitcher wins are always a crapshoot. I lost 2 or 3 last week because the bullpens shit the bed.

 

The 'naught' is fool's gold.

 

It's only Week 3, and the Machine and I are locked in an epic struggle of strength, wit, character and will.