No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

Aside from losing my No. 1 pitcher to a motorcycle accident and having my No. 2 closer on the DL with an injury I think might be worse than Baltimore is admitting, I really like this roster.
I feel like I have to stay patient and just let guys come around.

 

Last-place team kicking my ass on offense. He's got Trea, who has 11 runs, 11 RBIs and a decent 1.482 OPS this week.

 

Good thing I left Rendon in my lineup.

 

I'll bring the soap. Just don't bend over, Hippies.

 

Looks like the Xanadodgers are dropping the soap 2 days into the week.

 

Early in the week, many games yet to be played.

Far from over, given the weak points in the roster that afflict the Dirty Hippies.

 

At the risk of whining like BJ, ...

damn I got a lot of guys hurt.

 

Word on the street is that 21 put out the hit on Freddie Freeman.

 

Pretty clear I gave up on the wrong Yankee.

Come get me, NIAFL. Blood's in the water, but it's me you've got to deal with. Remember that.

I brought a couple of beers up from the hotel bar with caps on them. Will they still love me tomorrow?

Tomorrow night, when I get back from my doings, or should I dump them now? I hate beer gone bad.

 

I wonder if they ever played Minder Binder's in Tempe?

I would guess so, off to Google:

 

From a hotel room in a place far from home trying to catch a falling star before it's in the ground I await the next meeting.