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2017 NIAFL Baseball Championship

Week 25 of the 2017 No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League season is here and the top 2 teams have made it to the championship series.

It's the Dirty Hippies against the Xanadodgers, both of which are trying to claim their first NIAFL baseball title.

The Xanadodgers finished 3rd in 2016. The Dirty Hippies finished 3rd in 2013.

The Dirty Hippies won the regular season title with an astounding record of 184-70-10, which was 32 games ahead of the runner-up Xanadodgers at 152-102-10.

The Dirty Hippies survived a grueling semifinal against the Evil Hots, winning by a misleading score of 9-3 -- the Hots led at one point Sunday.

The Xanadodgers beat the Soiled Utility Men in the other semifinal, 10-2, though the score is misleading -- it was 7-5 midway thru Sunday's games.

The Dirty Hippies and Xanadodgers met twice during the regular season, Dirty Hippies winning 10-2 in Week 6 and the Xanadodgers winning 6-5 in Week 17.

The Dirty Hippies went 18-4 in the weekly head to head matchups, the Xanadodgers 16-6.

The Dirty Hippies lost back to back weeks just once (Weeks 17 and 18) but ended on a 4-week win streak. They scored double digits in 11 of the 22 matchups.

The Xanadodgers went winless 3 straight weeks (13 thru 15) with a Loss-Tie-Loss before ripping off a 6-week win streak then losing the regular season finale.

The Dirty Hippies' worst loss came against the Soiled Utility Men, 9-2.

The Xanadodgers' worst loss came against the Dirty Hippies, 10-2.

The Dirty Hippies have held onto 1st place since Week 1. Can they go wire to wire?

Can the Xanadodgers win a second straight NIAFL title after the XanaRams claimed the 2016 football crown?

Is it true that Mookie Betts was the 2016 American League MVP? Yes it is. Wait, scratch that.

Here are the rosters in play for the 2017 NIAFL Baseball World Series. Good luck, you dirty fucking hippies!

Xanadodgers



Dirty Hippies

 

Did you all draft by snake or auction? I guess snake.

Where were you two in the draft order?

Did you have keepers?

 

1, snake
2, can't remember the draft order
3, I hope we can keep 2 or 3 players

4, the Dirty Hippies have made 71 moves this season, the Xanadodgers 60 ... Evil Hots led the league with 90 moves.

 

For those who enjoy history ...

 

No wombats.

 

For the record, in my NIAFL run I have placed third twice. Extruded Polystyrene was me.

Two regular season championships, but who's counting?

My bats have gone dead. Injuries at the wrong time. Tough shit, we play on.

Btw, who the hell is kicking White Sox in the fucking shins?

You're off to a strong start, Songbird. I'll try to keep up.

Good luck this week.

 

RazorShineLikeItDoes is the best fantasy team name I've ever had and it's not even close.

The NIAFL is old enough to be in high school now. That's pretty amazing.

 

My 8 runs, 3 homers, and 7 RBIs would've been pretty good for a night.

And then you see how many runs the Dirty Hippies plated last night, not to mention the .476/1.513

It was 10-0 after Night 1. Now it's 8-3. It's on.

 

Lots of games to be played, Songbird.

You're on the bus, right?

 

I'm at the wheel.

And it's now 7-5 ...

Both of our starting pitchers (Wacha, who I just picked up, and Salazar) are locked in 1-0 games.

 

And your boy Joey just hit a homer.