No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

THERE'S NO CLOSING THIS GUNSHOW POOPHOLE!!!

 

Ended my five-game winning streak you dick!

 

Objects in your mirror are closer than they appear:

 

Sorry, can't hear you. Too busy working on playoff ticket packages.

 

Can Zach Ertz get eight points?

Sure.

Will he?

Nobody knows.

 

Now we know.

 

I can start resting my starters now that we've clinched a bye. LionsEmptyTrophyCase is the only one left who can catch me. This is fun.

 

Defending champs on the outside looking in with 2 weeks remaining in the regular season.

 

Is there a Survivor League still going anywhere in America at this point?
I don't think the Vegas casinos do them, since they would likely only make money on the vig, and it would be a hassle (and the whole Internet gambling thing) but a nationwide survivor league with just a $25 entry would be huge. It would also make those middling late-season games between teams out of the playoffs that players have no choice but to pick at that point in the year riveting.
Say $15 million in the pot. Four players left, three have the Browns, the other player has the Bears.

 

The thing that is really frustrating as all hell about Survivor is that the top teams who've locked up their position in the playoffs rest players and make several games at the end a real toss up.

 

I find it hard to believe anyone would have a pick left that hadn't used all the playoff teams at that point. The league I was in this year (before flaming out in week 4) required double - picks the final six weeks. Imagine that, you successfully last 11 weeks, and you have to put down the Jets, Bears, Browns or 49ers against one of the teams you picked to win earlier in the year.

 

I have no faith in my squad moving forward.

I needed last week. The team matchups were there, but the Chiefs decided nah.

This week Mizzou's going to win our matchup, and the Hots come after that.