No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

I may win anyway, but I’ve left 91 points on my bench today. Holy shit.

 

Are you the Cock Commanders? Or am I in some NIAFL offshoot league?

 

Isss meee!

 

I'm the Factory of Sadness. Glad you left Malik Nabers on the bench, but I think you locked it up when Bijan Robinson got that first touchdown. Congratulations!

Couple of plays screwed me over today — the Jets scoring two garbage time touchdowns to knock the Bills' points allowed bonus from 10 to 1; and then Josh Jacobs having a 20-yard touchdown run wiped out by a holding penalty. Almost 20 points I didn't get right there, which ended any hopes I had going into tonight.
At least you won it and I didn't lose it, though. There's nobody on my bench I would've realistically considered putting in there who would have helped me.

Not a bad year at all, though. Drafted ninth, and managed to put together the highest-scoring team in the league largely from guys I drafted. I only made 15 roster moves, and IIRC about half of those were for players who went on IR. Seven of my nine players today were guys I drafted. For some reason I take a weird sense of pride in that.
I wrote my team off after week 4, thinking they were deeply flawed, and then somehow it all came together to win 10 of 11. Even caught a lucky break last week playing the Evil Hots instead of you. You would've smoked me, but I managed to squeeze out a one-point win against them.
Fun times.

 

Yeah, I had a great start, but after going 5-0, I limped in the rest of the way at 3-7 to barely make the playoffs. Glad I was able to bank some big weeks early because I needed just about every one of those points just to get in. My first title in this league since 2009, when I had Tony Romo at QB. Fun season!

 

Congrats on the championship, Cosmo! Well done, and to everyone else, thank you for another great season.

 

Congrats, Cosmo! I was like 30 pts shy of beating you out for that last playoff spot damnit.

 

Congrats. Rough season for me, but seemed like a good, competitive season.
When does baseball start?

 

Nobody tell Guy when baseball starts so the rest of us have a prayer.