Non-journalists cheering in press box. Should I say something?

Nah, gonna rape the shit outta them at the number six dance.

My God, that is wrong on so many levels, and yet it is so funny as well.

 

That Homer Bryce story is classic.

If you're in the upstairs press box at the Cotton Bowl for Texas-OU all of the AT&T people are up there, and all cheer like crazy. Drove me insane.

If it gets real bad, I just plug in the headphones and turn up the music. Works great for basketball games.

 

That a thread would evolve from cheering in the press box (my BIGGEST peeve) to perhaps my favorite movie all time, well... I'm verklempt.
Talk amongst yourselves. I really think it can't get any better than this.

 

Not quite. It set him up to be Attorney General, where he wielded much more power than he would have as one of 100 senators.

 

For a second, I thought this thread must have been started by someone I shared a pressbox with today.

 

Well, it certainly made him available. Tonya Harding might be available, doesn't mean I'm going to pick her up ...

 

Well, if the fan starts playing solitaire on his laptop, report it to rockbottom.

 

Give the governor a harumph!

 

Hold on while I whip this out. ...

 

Were they these interns?

 

Love the Mel Brooks stuff. Actually, I recall there was some sort of celebrity softball game or ceremony before the game on the field, and he participated.

 

Oh my god. I'm an idiot. My friends and family would be ashamed of me. (Seriously)

And, although this is probably the most embarassing moment of my anonymous message board career, I'm still not fetching you -- or anyone -- a beer. I might not post much, but I've posted enough dumb shit in the past to move from "dumb newbie" to "irritating jr. member."