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You know, I guess this is all relative, and curmudgeonness has something to do with it.

When I was a rookie, I often turned to ask veterans something that could be easily obtained from one of several books sitting on the desk. And I was pointedly reminded of this fact.

This is more of the same, I suppose. And his inquiry WAS very polite and basic.

Plus, he learned from it, and we got to practice some of our best SportsJournalists.com grumpiness. So everybody wins -- except the terrorists.

 

I could survive for some time if SportsJournalists.com were the only site I could access. It would be tough to leave facebook and the GMail, but I could do it.

 

That was nicely put, unless you're a terrorist, of course.

Bonus points for the use of curmudgeonness as well.

 

I don't know what all the fuss is about.

Does someone have the number for my local chinese restaurant? It's not the one on Main Street, it's about a block off. Thanks in advance.

 

You know, I was going to follow that with a not-so-pithy response about needing my mom's number...but then I realized how that would turn out.

Sooooo......never mind.

 

Clubber_Slang would have been on that like stink on shit.

 

I can't find my remote. Can someone please change the channel for me? And get me a beer while you're at it.

 

Only if it's a Fat Tire.

 

You're in Philadelphia? Do you know a guy named Bob?

 

It's called the Paper Dragon, oddly enough.

 

Damn. You're right.

 

This is how the conversation on the phone would go every time I ordered from a Chinese place near where I used to live.

Me: Hi, I'd like honey chicken and wonton soup.
Them: 10 minute
Me: Oh, may I add 4,000 egg rolls?
Them: 10 minute
Me: How long did the Six Days War last?
Them: 10 minute
Me: Who is buried in Grant's Tomb?
Them: 10 minute