NY Daily News on Seinfeld

The Pinky Toe exchange between Kramer, George and Jerry, where Kramer recounts his heoric efforts, is my all-time favorite:

George's reactions are priceless. And Kramer is at his best.

My second-favorite exchange is at the conclusion of the Marine Biologist:

The last exchange I love is when George and Jerry are trying to escape Elaine's dad and Jerry and George talk about it in the bathroom.
GEORGE: Tell him you have crabs. He was in the army, he'll understand.
and
GEORGE: We'll tell him we're scared and leave!
JERRY: Oh, yeah, right. He'll clunk our heads together like Moe.

And then there are so many good one-liners throughout history. Like, when Kramer says "May have one of the pretzels madame?" And George loses it because he's wearing ladies' frames.

Also, when George arrives with googles and Jerry calls him Aquaman I think it is.

Or when George arrives with the cowboy hat, and Jerry says "Sherrif."

Simple shit like that kills me.

 

Best exchange was Kramer describing his beaning of Joe Pepitone at fantasy baseball camp.

 

Ray on Rava: "She's from Finland!"

Jerry: "I know Finland -- they're neutral!"

 

Didn't he buy the king-sized version of the knockoff beef-a-reeno?

 

He does mutter Mulva to her at one point, then tries to say its aunt's name, i think.

And Joe Pepitone or not, I own the inside of that plate.

 

Gimmie the rye, you old bag!

 

Shit! I forgot that one!

And, that makes me think of the one Kramer explains how he "got involved" with Spike Lee and Reggie Miller at the Knicks game.

"I threw a hotdog at Reggie Miller. Involved."

 

Well, Kramer bought all that food to take advantage of the sale, and Elaine dates the musician, who writes the song "Hot and Heavy." She gets him to go down on her, which ends up ruining his chops for his show that night -- in front of the reviewer.

 

Who's hot and who's heavy?

 

I attempted to put together a list of my personal top ten, here's what I came up with:

1. The Contest
2. The Boyfriend
3. The Strike (Festivus)
4. The Junior Mint
5. The Marine Biologist
6. The Soup Nazi
7. The Implant
8. The Puffy Shirt
9. The Rye
10. The Hamptons

Just Missed Out
The Little Kicks, Serenity Now, Fucili Jerry, The Library, The English Patient, The Parking Garage, The Foundation, The Stakeout, The Handicap Spot, The Label Maker...

 

It's fit for a king or a queen-o!

 

Jerry: Oh, what're you saying, you got her autograph?
Woman: Yeah.
Jerry: Do you have it with you?
Woman: Yeah, it's in my purse.
Jerry: Let me see.
Woman: Y'know I really think I'm falling for you, Jerry Seinfeld.
Woman: Oh, well, I really think I'm falling for you... [reads autograph] ...Joseph Puglia...
Woman: I had it autographed for my uncle.
Jerry: Yeah, I know...
Woman: You don't know my name, do you?
Jerry: Yes I do.
Woman: What is it?
Jerry: It, uh, rhymes with a female body part.
Woman: What is it?
Jerry: Mulva...
Jerry: Gipple?
Jerry: Loleola?
Jerry: Oh! Oh! *Delores*!