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NY Daily News on Seinfeld

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Moderator1, Jul 9, 2008.

  1. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Nope. My mom only had a copy of Better Homes and Gardens.
     
  2. Beaker

    Beaker Active Member

    What if it was Martha Stewart's Living? Would you have been able to resist?
     
  3. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    It would depend on the moment, I suppose.
     
  4. JoelHammond

    JoelHammond Member

    A lot of people disagree, but I LOVE the episode where Kramer gets the job.

    What's in the briefcase?
    Crackers.

    What do you do down there all day?
    TCB.
     
  5. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    That's the Bizarro Jerry, too.

    Kramer: But I don't even really work here.
    Boss: I know. That's what makes this so difficult.
     
  6. Beaker

    Beaker Active Member

    Ok, well as long as you don't do the deed while staring at a picture of Martha...
     
  7. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Would she have a hook?
     
  8. Beaker

    Beaker Active Member

    Nah, just her protruding schnozz.
     
  9. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Then I wouldn't do her even if it were conjugal visit sex -- or fugitive sex, whichever one it might be.
     
  10. JoelHammond

    JoelHammond Member

    Yes, great, great episode. When I went back to hat script and realized it had all that in it, I again marveled at how many stories they had going in one episode. People think I'm crazy when I try to explain that episode because everything intertwines and it takes me like 10 minutes to get through it.
     
  11. jps

    jps Active Member

    "We had a deal!"
     
  12. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    You stuck your hand out, and I shook it.
     
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