NY Daily News on Seinfeld

Agree on the Big Salad...Love the Big Salad.

Speaking of, the Drake needs to be up there too.

 

Agreed on that too. Getting all the guest characters back was great. Plus it's hard to end a show like Seinfeld that really was about nothing.

 

I also thought the stockbroker tip or broker episode and the one with the cashmere sweater with the spot on it was weak.

 

The Statue (Ray and Rava) is in my top 10.

 

Mmmmm, boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwords you don't even smell. That's right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell, scotch. ...

Say you got a big job interview, and you're a little nervous. Well throw back a couple shots of Hennigans and you'll be as loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time. And because it's odorless, why, it will be our little secret. (singing) H-E-double N...

 

I forget the episode title but it's the one about "the Dirty Talk." The scene in the diner where Jerry whispers to George what obscenities the woman said to him in bed and ketchup shoots out of the squeeze bottle George is holding knocks me out every time.

And, "The Threesome." (Again not sure about the title) George: "What do you mean you can't do it? This is like discovering plutonium ... by accident!" Jerry: I'm not a orgy guy! I'd have to get a new wardrobe and new carpets and grow a mustache. Have orgy friends."

 

You almost can't count that as part of the series. They aired that one episode and then completely retooled it for its first season. The pilot looks so bizarre now, with Jerry's apartment having a different layout, the Mets stuff everywhere, and of course "Kessler."

Anybody see the movie "The TV Set" from a couple of years ago? In it, David Duchovny is a TV writer who gets a pilot picked up for a show (originally) called "The Wexler Chronicles". An homage, maybe? That movie shows up on Starz once in a while, good flick.

 

The TV Set is a pretty good movie.

 

God help me for knowing this ...

Incorrect. Mulva is one of the possibilities he ponders, but his actual wrong guess with the girlfriend is Celeste. After she storms out, it comes to him that she was really Dolores.

 

You put the balm on?!
Who told you to put the balm on?!
I didn't tell you to put the balm on?!
I can't believe you put the balm on!

 

A bra has to fit right up against the skin, LIKE A GLOVE!

 

Crazy Joe Davola: Are you still scared of clowns?

Kramer (mesmerized and quivering): Yeah.